Me: "Oh c'mon Otto, I'm not that bad."
Otto: "Mom, you are not cool."
Me: "Not even a little?"
Me: "Look I know the second I became a mother, I would lose most of my coolness, but you can't tell me I suck that bad."
Otto: "Really, you aren't cool. At all."
Me: "Why not?"
Otto: "You're on the computer all the time and daddy says the music you listen to isn't very good."
Me: "Like what music?"
Otto: "Well, there was that one time you made me listen to The Oak Bridge Guys, or whatever they're called. Not cool."