Friday, July 30, 2010

An open letter

Dear [insert name],

Thank you for the invitation! I would love to join you for [insert event]. Unfortunately, I've recently discovered that my bank account has a giant crack in the bottom of it and all I can hear is a sucking sound.

Please know that I would love to be there, but until this economy turns around, I am forced to live off of [an embarrassingly small amount of money] per day.

Best wishes,

[Anyone currently living in America who use to call themselves middle class but is now classless and/or poor]

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